@AstickofGum @fugularity check out the Giant across the street from Michael’s. It has scan guns!!!

I just unlocked the “Swarm” badge on @foursquare! 4sq.com/imWaSs

Accessible Twitter creator @dennisl announces Twitter client’s new name, “Easy Chirp” EasyChirp.com #accessibility

@MauraJudkis Ha! Sure! Def. sometime in June. cc/ @aenean_

At the @dcjquery meetup that @clearspring is sponsoring learning about deferred objects.

@kingkool68: yet another copy…puppy! placepuppy.it, thanks for sharing your idea.

Hover menus are the miscellaneous dumping ground for irrelevant content. @lukew #uiewamt

I go to news sites to read stuff. Slidedown animated ads that push the whole page down make it impossible to read stuff. @cnn YOU SUCK!

@williamsba @aaronjorbin I sure hope that happens!

@blanksky Congrats on your adoption of @cohenspire

Is fast texting a “must” for you? In Washington, D.C., our tests showed @TMobile is your best carrier for speedy text delivery.

Nurse: Is he dead? Doc: OHHHH YEAAAHHHHH RT @BreakingNews TMZ report: Macho Man Randy Savage dies in car accident bit.ly/jGZa7u

Shake Shack for @jinaldo’s birthday! I hear this place is better than 5 Guys and In and Out burger. We shall see.

@farrelley @e_wils Hide the Evidence! is.gd/EDDpuw

@farrelley @e_wils Boobs! Fuck Yeah! is.gd/PKHEMk

“@oldmansearch: diane sawyer swimsuit pictures” – from an account of an old man who thinks twitter is a search engine

@JoseffB @aaronjorbin Have you been to MLK Library in DC before?

@fugularity @eighty5original @smellyice BUT IF THEY’RE ON SALE THAN YOU’RE PRACTICALLY MAKING MONIES!

lexadecimal.com hexadecimal color codes with meaning h/t @paul_irish

Hi @imjared