@randallb When was the browser ever “content”?

Up too early for a flight, it’s dark, it’s literally freezing, and WHY ARE THERE SO MANY JOGGERS IN THE PARK? What is wrong with you people?

@mjacksonw Interesting. Do you run your dishwasher at night off peak usage?

WordPress DC is in a little over a week. Interested in giving a lightning talk? Just reply to this tweet or DM! meetup.com/wordpressdc/events/21…

@MikeNGarrett Gone eh? Glad I’ve got a copy

What’s a collarless shirt? I can’t wrap my mind around this concept.

Excited for our next meetup? Of course you are. It’s only a week from tomorrow. Tell a friend! meetup.com/DC-JavaScript/events/…

@taupecat When did that phone come out again?

@rossk What does that mean? The latest version of WordPress is 4.0.1

@playdots what level are you on? I’m up to 99.

@jessschillinger What do the two different colored lines mean?

[guitar solo ends]
Points out at the crowd
Begins clapping to the beat above head
Approaches mic
“Does anybody have an iPhone 5 charger?”

@taupecat Can you pinch to zoom?

Why did Google decide to split Inbox from Gmail? tcrn.ch/1y8aVal

@Huggies Do you sell that Moment cam from this ad? adsoftheworld.com/media/online/h…

@lilsarg How many space pirates are there?

@lilsarg Or Hillary as Hilary?

@mr_suh how do you even get out of bed in the morning?!?!

@AstickofGum how am I supposed to provide witty commentary to your every action if you only tweet in bursts instead of a constant stream?

@AstickofGum are you sure you weren’t mixing up bedtime and project runway?