Drooping skinny jeans? How is that even possible?

@danielbachhuber My REST API tells you why you fucked up. Does yours? features.journalism.org/campaign…

@jakemgold Isn’t the transient (and even post_meta) a fragment cache? What’s the big deal?

1 share for each Twitter follower you have right?

@brownpau Here’s another google.com/search?q=www.scalesol… (1st google link since Twitter thinks the real link is malware?)

@brownpau OMG WILL YOU SIGN MY TUMBLR YOU WEBLEBRITY!?!?!

Hey-o! I got my volunteer assignment for @wordcampbalt. Are you going? 2013.baltimore.wordcamp.org

What if Apple was responsible for the NSA leaks so it could sell better security on it’s phones?

You hear that, Samsung, Motorola, and HTC? “This brand new OS is coming to all our three-year-old devices in a week.”

Friends, can we please ban ICYMI?

At 2:11am this morning Google dropped off a folder in my drive called Buzz with all my old posts… IN PDF FORMAT! What do I do with this?

@fugularity That’s a wonderful and glorious thing!!! Why would you want to stop it?

Why can’t Jupiter and Uranus just join forces and call themselves Poopiter?

@yurivictor @greglinch Looks like someone else was left with Adobe Illustrator and a long weekend eh?

@freshyill Did you manage to shake the heat?

@Stammy Are you all caught up? The last episode had an odd subplot…

So if it’s okay to take a photo with an iPhone but not an iPad, what about an iPad mini? It’s these kinds of moral questions I struggle with

@bear @jordansissel I bet @aarron could find out: “Anybody know where mailchimp gets their hats?”

Would any web teachers out there like help planning curriculum for their secondary or higher ed courses? Happy to help! pls share 🙂

@greglinch what? Why wouldn’t you just convert the data from the table?