Who’s going to DC PHP tonight? Want to meet up for dinner? cc/@dcphp

@williamsba What about this one? youtube.com/watch?v=JyzrErPIgXQ

@ayomattayo does that mean you hooked up?

@aenean_ Did you make sure the computer is plugged in and turned on? Did you try restarting?

@aenean_ Have you tried holding down shift and clicking refresh?

@placeholdit Why don’t you just tell people to use dummyimage.com ?

@farrelley what are you talking about, that was real time?

@jfc3 Did you accidentally drop it and that’s why you’re drinking it?

@ChrisVanPatten What hardware is powering your home server? I’m looking for something quiet and power efficient that I can leave on 24/7.

@davidj I’m guessing you’ve seen the movie Idiocracy?

That was the dullest episode of Whose Line Is It Anyway. But man, did Drew Carey lose some serious weight of what?!? #debates

@AstickofGum Is that the “Make everything look sick” filter?

Paying to promote items in the news feed? Facebook sounds desperate.

@AskSunTrust Closed on the house on 8/31 and my first payment was due yesterday. Please take my money?

@AskSunTrust Went to a branch and called support line. My loan information isn’t in your system. They said contact my settlement company?

SunTrust says I have no mortgage with them… Yay?

@ilmv dummyimage.com maybe? Or any number of these russellheimlich.com/blog/list-of…

@fugularity What if it’s a real fire and that’s what it seems unseasonably hot? WHAT IF YOU’RE ON FIRE!?!!?

@beepybop @astridandinez Living under a rock lobster? youtube.com/watch?v=es-EIpBbTd8

@aaronjorbin Maybe no one called you maybe?