@JimGaffigan Wait.. you hate GATES? Oh man.. that is sooooo uncool. Unfollow! #GatesAreSupreme

@aaronjorbin dc or elsewhere?

@aaronjorbin what are you on to next?

@kathkat15 try @path_to maybe?

@freshyill Does than exclusive club come with black leather biker jackets with rhinestone lettering? If so, I’d like to sign up.

@fugularity “Does it disturb anyone else that “The Los Angeles Angels” baseball team translates directly to “The The Angels Angels”?”

@ayomattayo You mean people pay money for dog poop? I’ve been giving it away for free for years!

@kathkat15 @naudebynature we’re talking about cocaine, right?

@joshlangner So how would I know who to pay what?

Today on House Hunters: Can this couple agree on which brand-new 4,000 sq. ft., $150,000 McMansion to buy in Wyoming???

@chriscoyier .htm or .html ?

@AstickofGum a standing desk? that tweet is old.

Did I just pick a restaurant based solely on their logo? You betcha. ping.fm/10N2N

Guess who who finally has power after being out since Friday night? Not this guy. Another night on the air matress.

Canadians: Happy Canada Day!

Americans: Happy Make Fun Of Canada Day, Eh?

@KyleCotter More horrible than Kinko’s?

“@renano: siri, is it raining? time to order in some tomato soup!”

@ChrisVanPatten What is your definition of modern web development?

@fugularity it involves time machines, right?

@Jennison @jfc3 @Nethermind @pauljadam @karlgroves How #a11y friendly is this code color syntax sample? is.gd/z9wsHe