“I was just about to click that! Why did it move?” 😭

The new Cumulative Layout Shift metrics measures unexpected shifts in layout: web.dev/cls. Shifts are commonly caused by…

🌆 Images without dimensions
🎟 Ads/iframes with dynamic dimensions
🔠 Web Font swaps t.co/iWP3vaPBm9

@mattcampux Like everyone right now?

@marcoceppi Oh phew. What about my Model T then? 😂

Woo April 2020! Can’t be as bad as March 2020, right?

So how long can my car go without starting it? It hasn’t seen much use in the past few weeks.

@steveschoger Can you redo nclud.com using Tailwind?

Uh oh! Is Corona Virus spreading to hard drives?

@adambsilver But did you put your thang down?

@bpeebles @AlexandriaVATES Is that how far apart you are supposed to stand while waiting in line?

@JoAnnStilley how are you doing? Haven’t seen you in Twitter in a while

3 year old: Guess what Daddy?

Me: What?

3 year old: I woke up today!

* I roll over and go back to bed *

@shortxstack @mtclemente Popcorn Hour is old?

I remember the P2P days of Morpheus, eMule, and LimeWire. I couldn’t imagine downloading videos from there back then because it would probably take weeks.

@magicroundabout Howdy! I saw your Tinkerwell for WordPress post and it looks really neat rosswintle.uk/2020/01/tinkerwell…

Is there a way to get Tinkerwell working with Local by Flywheel which I use for local PHP development?

What made you make slicewp.com/products/affiliate-u… a premium add-on and not something part of the free core plugin? It sounds pretty basic. Have you had any sales of it yet?

Best of luck with your premium WordPress plugin journey.

* 5 year old playing store *

5 year old: Hi! Welcome to my store. Would you like to buy anything?

Me: Oh, I would but I don’t have any money.

5 year old: That is ok. Here is some money!

We’re playing government stimulus 💰

@QuinnyPig @awscloud Can you order an AWS Snowball via an API call? If so, I win!

Let us know what questions you would like the panel to address. Reply to this thread. This is especially for very small businesses, freelancers, solopreneurs. What are your most pressing concerns as we adjust to this changed world? Let’s talk. twitter.com/WordCampSATX/status/…

So how are those New Year’s resolutions going?

@papa_cole45 @AshleyStoleYrTF @SethHanlon @efcmitchell @traceyecorder Did someone claim you as a dependent on their taxes (like a parent)? Then no. They will get $500 on your behalf.

But if you filed your own taxes then you would get a check.

@enqueue_russ @topher1kenobe Oh do banks still wait for checks to clear even with mobile deposit? Cash is available instantly when using @USAA’s mobile deposit.