@lelandf Where do I sign up?

@lelandf @reCAPTCHA So you’d rather enter annoying CAPTCHAs for nothing?

@MikeNGarrett @AtomEditor The app itself or packages? I haven’t noticed any updates after installing atom.io/packages/auto-update-pac…

Anyone need an awesome designer? twitter.com/emmmrichard/status/9…

@iwilsonjr @indiewebcamp @moleskine If it’s not online and part of your website does it really exist?

What do you need glue for?
Why didn’t you make it to the bathroom?
How can you be hungry for a snack again already?
No, you can’t have your tablet, it needs to charge.
When are you going to take a nap?
h/t @brandmitchell t.co/9FnMMF2KCR

@chrismunns So what should I use if I just want to make an endpoint for a single lambda function?

@ChrisVanPatten Do you want a big microwave or a small microwave?

LOL WUT? RT if you enjoy any other network besides Verizon Wireless twitter.com/vzwnow/status/954095…

@VZWNow But then I would have to change phones. Kinda anti-consumer there isn’t it? Shouldn’t I be able to buy any phone and have it work on any network?

@intuitivous What do you do Carlos?

@elgreg When are you going to bring the instructions back? 😜 twitter.com/katieamurray/status/…

Remember Slate’s last redesign? twitter.com/katieamurray/status/…

@round @CapitalOne What’s in your wallet?

3 year old: “Daddy you’re a giraffe and mommy you’re a penguin”

Me: “Oh really? What animal are you?”

3 year old: “Um… I don’t umm.. animals… … I’m a screw driver!”

#iAmDead

@MKBHD See any bluetooth beacons at #ces? What ever happened to those?

Remember Bluetooth Low Energy Beacons for precisely tracking your location indoors? What ever happened to those? estimote.com/

@JoannaBrenner @NYCTSubway Why didn’t you have your shoes?

@livlab I thought Cyanogen was dead?

“Hey Google, what are the digits of pi?”