@brianboyer why isn’t it like $25?

Why are rice cookers so expensive? Like $300-$500 expensive?

@freshyill you want me to get chocodicks?

@taupecat how’s the game going? I just checked

@mr_suh like hibernating?

OMG is 2017 over yet!?!?!?

@elgreg what if they’re based on the west coast?

@danielbachhuber is using the internet contributing to open source?

Upvoting stack overflow answers you found useful is contributing back to open source, right? Asking for a friend…

@taupecat Want to do that for our organization?

@brownpau are you at the wrestling while changing a diaper phase yet?

What’s Christmas without a little Fuller House?

Mondays, amirite? zadieheimlich.com/instagram/zadi…

@astickofgum Who are you and what have you done with the real you?

@jimbrady My money is on Wayne.

We’re talking about Whose Line Is It Anyway, right?

@jimbrady Jim or Tom?

UGGGHHHHHH WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!!? twitter.com/corybe/status/806918…

@mazedmike Hmm… you sure about that?

“Southerns have an accent. New Jerseyans have an accent. British have an accent. Can’t computers have an accent, too?”

@garyvee How close are you to owning the Jets?