Remember when Apple used to not tout specs and we were just supposed to take their word that they were faster than PCs?

But it’s not Saturday right now. How did Siri know what college football game to show?

“See babe? I told you it wasn’t a cubic zirconia but a ~~TIME CRYSTAL~~” twitter.com/sciencenews/status/7…

@astickofgum WHOA! You’re hair became sentient and started building intricate patterns. Is this why women don’t wash their hair everyday?

If a company asks me to Like their Facebook page I think I should be entitled to some equity, right?

@astickofgum Hair blow-out = good but baby blow-out = bad? I’m so confused.

@naudebynature It’s not?

@round is this being on fleek? AM I fleeking right now? I think I’m fleeking…

Browser makers: Why is there not a keyboard shortcut for “copy the currently focused window’s URL”? Kind of seems like an obvious one.

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?

So is Iran or NAFTA the stupidest deal ever?

WHAT IS HAPPENING: FOX NEWS IS MAKING THE DEBATE NORMAL???

@danielbachhuber Did you enable that iCloud thing where your desktop is really some weird cloud Desktop? I disabled that recently.

Subject Line vs Reply Name…

Also why is my mortgage company sending me newsletters?

– hey how did your hackathon go?
– not too bad, we got Babel set up
– yep…
– yep.

@JoAnnStilley been good. Doing some fall activities since the weather has been so nice. How are you?

@daljo628 @jrhennessy Did you take the CD-ROM and play it in your CD player?

@daljo628 @jrhennessy You mean interactive slideshow?

@naudebynature why?

@brownpau You mean this one? youtube.com/watch?v=HSU7f4ZmHWY