@danphilibin You tax ridesharing services.

@brownpau We binged watch MTV’s Teen Mom and TLC’s My Teen is Pregnant and So Am I tlc.com/tv-shows/my-teen-is-preg…

Totally. New. Perspective.

@jimbrady @tammykennon Thanks for found that and legitimizing my future career path ?

@jessabean Not to be confused with every other time I do JavaScript.

@brownpau looks like some sort of sassy virus. Proceed with caution.

@elgreg I think this is safe to declare a universal law.

@mattcutts @jfc3 Tell them Ishmael sent you. They love that!

@mattcutts Moby Dick House of Kabob is my favorite lunch spot mobyskabob.com/ Not sure if one is near the Pentagon. @jfc3 would know

@mattcutts Hello!

@danielbachhuber neat

@daljo628 @nacin Because I’m sure the flight attendant would take your word that it is under 2lbs so this laptop is ok.

@fugularity glad im not dat nerd

@fugularity lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+delete+your…

@fugularity OMG MAKE IT STOP!

@fugularity Here let me help you twitter.com/settings/accounts/co…

@fugularity Less words, more action.

@fugularity see my previous tweet…

twitter.com/kingkool68/status/74…

@fugularity I hope one of them was DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT

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