@taupecat 2/3 the other one is sleeping

@DanielleAlberti And Nissan says I should consume myself with my car so I can win the racecar race

@DanielleAlberti According to Nationwide she should be dead

@nacin Its bertny spears y’all… Rooting for the Saints.

@jenlindner @petemanning SHUT UP OR I WILL BEAT YOU UP… wait there was a commercial that said I shouldn’t do that.

@taupecat I think they’re saying “Think of the children”

@ammy914 space hippie

@kev097 68% of US adults think vaccines should be mandatory pewinternet.org/2015/01/29/publi…

@aebsr is it a JavaScript framework with immutable event binding?

@mr_suh you mean shaving your head right?

@skeevis there are no CEO spreadsheet hackathons?

@ChrisVanPatten what a stack of yuppie reading

@DUQE #5 buzzfeed.com/alannaokun/valentin…

@lelandf Drats. I’ll never be able to buy pickledhogsnouts.blackfriday for a reasonable price.

@loopconf @NaomiCBush ship small and fast. Mega deployments are death

@lelandf Laaaaammmeee. I hate domain names now

@lelandf Fat.ninja

@LangilleDoes @johnpbloch @rob_neu I can see the resemblance to scruffy @nacin

@danielbachhuber what are things we can build to help you guys embed our days points?

@chipcullen @muledesign I expected their homepage to be like this audubon.org/birds/priority