These new Facebook mobile navbar icons are horrific.

Next up @kingkool68 talks about managing images at scale in WordPress #wcpub

One final break at #wcpub and then our second round of lightning talks at 5PM CT from @boone @jakemgold @kingkool68 and @mauteri 2018-chicago.publishers.wordcamp…

Coming up next on our #wcpub main track at 2:15PM CT is Why we ditched AMP, and other UX choices we made for launching membership with @brianboyer of @spiritedmediaco 2018-chicago.publishers.wordcamp…

15-minute warning! Tune in live and watch me be awkward and occasionally angry.

Topics covered:
– What the devil has Brian been up to lately?
– How the hell do you get people to give you money?
– What is the fucking deal with newsletters?

WATCH LIVE: 2018-chicago.publishers.wordcamp…

I imagine a bigshot exec at Skippy Peanut Butter is just driving along in 2014 when a new song, “Uptown Funk,” comes on the radio. He’s boppin along then hears the line “smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy” and loses his dang mind

My therapist: that’s an interesting happy place

Alright lovely people, it’s time for a Friday afternoon 1:1. How long has it been since you’ve done a career check-in? Let’s talk a little bit about how your career is going and what you (yes, you) can do about it. t.co/tCZgdDkyHU

$7.40 a week to serve 54 million searches against a DB of half a billion records with no failures. Cloud computing is often the more expensive solution, unless you know what you’re doing. twitter.com/troyhunt/status/1011…

I guess my point was, code ages like milk in the sun. Sure, if something sucks, go ahead and fix it, if you have the time and budget to. But don’t be a fuckin dick about it.

If you’re that guy that shits on all the existing code your first day on the job, you are on par if not worse than the guy who brings an acoustic guitar to a party

If your codebase is so complicated that a junior developer cannot deliver value in it…

…then your “senior” team isn’t, in fact, at a senior execution level. twitter.com/betsythemuffin/statu…

localghost: 127.0.0.o.o.o.O.O.o.o.0.1

Hey, Lady Gaga. I know your fan base would probably revolt, but can you please hire the Goo Goo Dolls as your opening act so you can call it the Goo Goo Gaga Tour? Thanks in advance for your consideration.

WordPress code audit notes: “oh wtf is this shit holy jesus”

6yo: What’s it like being a grown up?

ME: You know that feeling you get when you unwrap a present and it’s not what you wanted?

All I want is

*gunshot*
*gunshot*
*cash register noise*

A desk farther from the foley studio

*footsteps on gravel*
*clock chimes*
*sword unsheathing*

There’s a machine at darlo train station that charges your phone, £2 for 20 mins.
Someone’s unplugged it and is charging thier phone in its socket.

When you use a tool, you learn about the tool. When you build your own tool, you learn about yourself: @desandro on game animation @refreshdc @istrategylabs #refreshdc t.co/poluXENzTP

Bobby Tables wrote this twitter.com/matt_kiefer/status/1…