Today’s agenda:
– Hang out with kids
– Breakfast at McDonald’s
– Trampoline park
– Swimming
– Napping

I’m pumped!

I’m a freelancer again. Let’s hang. dpan.co/for-hire/

The best proof that time travel is impossible is that sixty thousand misconfigured time machines from all phases of future history didn’t simultaneously explode into existence at midnight UTC on 1 January 1970

Mmmmm look at these darling website stats from an audit. The homepage was only 575KB all together. 1/5 of that was 2 Flash ads

Found these old screenshots of @usnews from October 2007, back when websites had a bit more character.

Friends and I would make silly science videos in high school. I gave a copy to a friend to show during his chemistry class. The copy was recorded over cheesy late-night Cinemax softcore porn. Science teacher thought some of the porn was part of the science video and kept playing. twitter.com/KEBrightbill/status/…

Tony Hawk really had every demographic of children my age out here skateboarding. He needs to be talked in the likes of MJ, Ali, Iverson etc etc as a culture changing athlete.

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Hi, I’m Ellen! My next big adventure’s to learn offensive infosec/red team.

The internet is too big tho, so I need directions.

If you’re a pro on it, LGBT-friendly, and in the market for a new friend, let’s talk. I promise terrible puns in return!

Please RT!

Ringing in her 2nd birthday with a pink-frosted sprinkled donut. 🍩🍩 #VeraAddison #twoyearsold #krispykreme instagram.com/p/BuSYZueDJsw/

Anyone out there?

@automattic is hiring creative technologists in the design group: automattic.com/work-with-us/crea…

Work with amazing folks like @johnmaeda @alexislloyd @DavidAKennedy @alisonrand

Only downside is you’d have to work with me too ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Question – How do you comfort a JavaScript bug?
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You console it.
#javascript #devjoke

📊 Where is mobile faster than wifi? (and vice versa) 👇

In the US, wifi tends to be faster than mobile, but this is not a universal phenomenon. “In 41% of countries mobile was faster than wifi.”

Data source: @opensignal
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youtu.be/qObzgUfCl28 twitter.com/yukihiro_matz/status…

Oh, hey, if you wanna be on our show, @TaraClaeys and @liamdempsey want to hear from you. Please get in touch with us via our website.

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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I scrolled, weak and weary,

Over many a quaint and curious Twitter threads of rambling bore— twitter.com/FINALLEVEL/status/10…

Looking for a remote job in tech? Here’s a start for you.

WeWorkRemotely
DesignerNews
Dribbble
Product Hunt
Authentic Jobs
Jobspresso
Working Nomads
Honest Work
AngelList
Remote.co
Design Modo
RemoteOK.io
RemoteJobsClub.com
Remotive.io

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👋 I’m a front-end dev looking for my next opportunity in the JS/React/Node ecosystem. Looking for a company that can help me grow, and interested in more full stack work! Ideally fully remote but would consider relocation for the right fit. RTs appreciated 🙂

Did you know @webdevstudios is hiring for a Backend Engineering position? It’s full time and remote. Check it out and apply!

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One thing I learned at career day is how weird a career in web development is. Every other career has a college track. “How do I start making websites?” is such a hard question to answer in a sentence these days.