What a world we live in. twitter.com/Techmeme/status/1029…

Look how readable this query is thanks to following a few simple rules / style guidelines:
1. Indent, indent, indent
2. Capitalize keywords & functions
3. Comments aren’t just for code t.co/LCzP5wSwnW

Hey @ATTCares do you all own the IP address 12.122.135.109? My traffic is being routed through that IP and it’s a dead end. See traceroute at reddit.com/r/Fios/comments/96da9…

So what do you do when your ISP routes some of Google’s services through a dead-end IP? @VerizonSupport ?

did we all generate lots of data today?

🌟 Lazy-loading images and iframes are coming to the web platform and I’m excited that this will soon be possible:

<img lazyload=’on’ src=’cool.jpg’ />
<iframe lazyload=’on’ src=’cool.html’ />

Check the issue on whatwg/html: github.com/whatwg/html/issues/28…

Added some navigation to billypenn.com and theincline.com tonight

Went to Costco and bought a single book. AMA

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#odometer instagram.com/p/BmUzRCwnZLx/

Do you have any preferences for #object-cache #WordPress plugins?

Please join the discussion at github.com/EasyEngine/easyengine….

One of the last few questions we need to close, before v4 can be shipped! 🚀

These new Facebook mobile navbar icons are horrific.

Next up @kingkool68 talks about managing images at scale in WordPress #wcpub

Tweets from slides about Making Smarter Images for WordPress #WCPUB

v.gd/smarterimages

Oooo I’m gonna do a lightning talk soon. You can watch it at 2018-chicago.publishers.wordcamp…

One final break at #wcpub and then our second round of lightning talks at 5PM CT from @boone @jakemgold @kingkool68 and @mauteri 2018-chicago.publishers.wordcamp…

Coming up next on our #wcpub main track at 2:15PM CT is Why we ditched AMP, and other UX choices we made for launching membership with @brianboyer of @spiritedmediaco 2018-chicago.publishers.wordcamp…

15-minute warning! Tune in live and watch me be awkward and occasionally angry.

Topics covered:
– What the devil has Brian been up to lately?
– How the hell do you get people to give you money?
– What is the fucking deal with newsletters?

WATCH LIVE: 2018-chicago.publishers.wordcamp…

🌃 #wcpub instagram.com/p/BmPmJ_eHhNe/

Bean there, done that. instagram.com/p/BmPKJjCHxoj/

I imagine a bigshot exec at Skippy Peanut Butter is just driving along in 2014 when a new song, “Uptown Funk,” comes on the radio. He’s boppin along then hears the line “smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy” and loses his dang mind

My therapist: that’s an interesting happy place