Opens Twitter.

Sees covfefe.

Closes Twitter.

So does this brand spankin’ new Essential phone support the Google Play store?

That Ocena Depths color of the new Essential phone tho…

Perfection never ships. It gets stuck in an endless loop of “I’ll just finesse this one last thing and then I’ll be happy with it.”

Ceramic and titanium but no headphone jack: zpr.io/PkpfG

I guess this is it for me…

🎶 Now I’ve had the time of my life…🎶

Help! My wife is watching that ABC Dirty Dancing remake and talking about it.

Judging from the bags under his eyes I’m guessing it’s quite a lot. twitter.com/FaceTheNation/status…

💀 The Black Death – 7 twitter.com/ValaAfshar/status/86…

Lucky me. #fourleafclover instagram.com/p/BUpt7YulZpC/

WordCamp DC tickets are on sale now!

2017.dc.wordcamp.org/2017/05/26/…

Machine learning deep neural network AI but for loading/unloading the dishwasher

I’ve put together 3 brand new talk ideas for @wordcampdc . I haven’t been this excited for a wordamp in YEARS!

Thanks @billy_penn for finding out the back story on this Schuylkill river trail sinkhole and sign
billypenn.com/2017/05/24/this-ho…

I think I sprained my finger playing with my fidget spinner…

In 2015 @FXNetworks had a waffle truck touring around to promote the show Fargo mobile.dudasite.com/site/yourent…

Ok Google

play a lullaby

5 minutes later…

play.google.com/music/m/Teo4gxam…

Spent my 20 minute commute singing Happy Birthday to a Slinky to appease the 2 year old. How is your morning going?

An Angus steak kids meal. Sure, why not? #ZadieAlyssa #fancy instagram.com/p/BUXRrVFl2CO/