@eighty5original I hope he has a fart app already

@mikehill33 I think I heard that same quote from a stripper before.

Yahoo Borrows Microsoft’s Blade Interface bit.ly/8YBvyb

@maryknudson I can set you up with your own blog if no one else has offered. I too used to work at USNews.

Lots of tv trucks on Connecticut avenue this morning.

You know what really bugs me? Vests. Give me sleeves pleeze!

@eighty5original What did he get?

That Metro ride came with the grande view of a stanky arm pit.

@skeevis Wow Drupal and shared hosting? That’s a deep, deep hole.

@nacin Is one of your major peeves ReWrite rules? Those peeve me.

@kissane Content strategy/Information Architecture meetings would be soooo much better with pudding wrestling.

Forget being eco-friendly if our chip bags are too loud. Go america. ping.fm/QIUL1

@kathkat15 I don’t like tomatoes.

@eighty5original kill them with kindness 🙂

Facebook is like a semi-organized chat room.

Quora: Why does Quora look like crap? Answer: qr.ae/78ax

Waiting for capes and utility belts to come in fashion.

@aenean_ Changing the date means you added content somewhere because you always change the date when you add something to the site.

@mpiccorossi Got a relative in the military somehow? Try to get in to USAA.com Then they give you money back each month (free ATMs).

@mpiccorossi Then you can also deposit checks with your Android phone.