@slicethendice Source code available at dummyimage.com

@jcarbaugh Type ‘?’ in GMail to see a list of all the yummy shortcuts I’m sure you knew that though.

Using a huge bandaid for a tiny cut because chicks dig scars.

I Can Haz Cheeseburger networks releases their WordPress Administration Panel code.

RT @jfc3 RT @ryancarson Decided to make all the Accessibility tutorial videos free, forever: j.mp/accessvideos Please RT, thanks! 🙂

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@eighty5original Party at your parents house.

Today is a day of uber errands that will span 3 states.

I just became the mayor of Columbia Mall on @foursquare! 4sq.com/9hAHGP

In the game of customer service at the Apple store, I win.

@XboxSupport no error code, just no video signal. Audio signal works just fine.

Hair is cut.

Oh no, a disturbance at the Clarion Inn in College Park. Good thing the park police are here on the scene.

Sweet, the Xbox 360 just died. No Red Ring of Death, just no video signal. Audio works.

Hmmm do I want to pay $100 for Microsoft to fix my Xbox 360 that I barely use?

Today is for the dogs. Kristina and I are going to Dachshund Phest ping.fm/VjMCh Even though we have no dogs. I’ll be sure to documen

It’s the land of papyrus in here. #doxphest

Watching weiner dog drag races #doxphest

The costume parade should be good. #doxphest

@XboxSupport I’m 90% certain it’s a GPU failure as it happened at the end of a movie. No problems with the TV/Xbox/av cables before.