@boagworld I like boagworld on east coast time. You appear near the top of my tweets instead of the bottom when I get to work.

@slicethendice Source code available at dummyimage.com

@jcarbaugh Type ‘?’ in GMail to see a list of all the yummy shortcuts I’m sure you knew that though.

Using a huge bandaid for a tiny cut because chicks dig scars.

I Can Haz Cheeseburger networks releases their WordPress Administration Panel code.

Oh no, a disturbance at the Clarion Inn in College Park. Good thing the park police are here on the scene.

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@eighty5original Party at your parents house.

Today is a day of uber errands that will span 3 states.

I just became the mayor of Columbia Mall on @foursquare! 4sq.com/9hAHGP

In the game of customer service at the Apple store, I win.

@XboxSupport no error code, just no video signal. Audio signal works just fine.

Hair is cut.

@technosailor Hammond High Class of 2003 #hometown

Sweet, the Xbox 360 just died. No Red Ring of Death, just no video signal. Audio works.

Hmmm do I want to pay $100 for Microsoft to fix my Xbox 360 that I barely use?

Today is for the dogs. Kristina and I are going to Dachshund Phest ping.fm/VjMCh Even though we have no dogs. I’ll be sure to documen

It’s the land of papyrus in here. #doxphest

Watching weiner dog drag races #doxphest

The costume parade should be good. #doxphest