@jcarbaugh Type ‘?’ in GMail to see a list of all the yummy shortcuts I’m sure you knew that though.

Using a huge bandaid for a tiny cut because chicks dig scars.

I Can Haz Cheeseburger networks releases their WordPress Administration Panel code.

RT @jfc3 RT @ryancarson Decided to make all the Accessibility tutorial videos free, forever: j.mp/accessvideos Please RT, thanks! 🙂

@cohenspire GMail as a fluid app is the best.

@eighty5original Party at your parents house.

Today is a day of uber errands that will span 3 states.

I just became the mayor of Columbia Mall on @foursquare! 4sq.com/9hAHGP

In the game of customer service at the Apple store, I win.

@XboxSupport no error code, just no video signal. Audio signal works just fine.

Hair is cut.

Oh no, a disturbance at the Clarion Inn in College Park. Good thing the park police are here on the scene.

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Hmmm do I want to pay $100 for Microsoft to fix my Xbox 360 that I barely use?

Today is for the dogs. Kristina and I are going to Dachshund Phest ping.fm/VjMCh Even though we have no dogs. I’ll be sure to documen

It’s the land of papyrus in here. #doxphest

Watching weiner dog drag races #doxphest

The costume parade should be good. #doxphest

@XboxSupport I’m 90% certain it’s a GPU failure as it happened at the end of a movie. No problems with the TV/Xbox/av cables before.

@XboxSupport It just sucks that I have to pay $100 to get it fixed even though the machine was recalled earlier. I’m a casual gamer so