Man I wish hellotxt had an American SMS gateway.

Naked babies with mohawks riding carrots. Talk about a birthday cake… is.gd/10sK

And Outlook crashes!

Lunch time.

@strawpoll Paris Hilton because she seems more together than Spears.

@ChrisVanPatten I have a chumby and it’s fun to wake up to.

Going for a walk with kristina. Walks are good and healthy.

took 5.2GB of photos over my week long vacation. That’s 2,088!

Off to a late start because laundry detergent got everywhere due to a crack in the bottom.

On our way to O’Hare airport for our flight home today.

Security at O’Hare is hectic and chaotic but the screening is a breeze. Security at Great Falls is easy but the screening is a huge hassel.

And Maryland is just as hot and sticky as when I left it. Good to be home.

Eating diner at Charlie’s Ale House on the Navy Pier in Chicago.

Tornado warning in Chicago and we got caught in a torrential downpour. In the basement of a Marriott.

It’s storming really hard here in Chicago again. Check out the radar -> is.gd/1f06

New blog post: Man With Fish Statue tinyurl.com/65xp2k

Finished up at aquarium, had Chicago hot dogs for lunch and now we are at the Art Institute. Came yesterday but line was around the block.

Kristina and I are beat after walking around the aquarium and art institute. I think a nap is in order.

Made it to Chicago, looking for a placethat serves depp dish pizza.

Off to the Sears Tower even though it’s raining lightly.