And I just updated my stable of personal sites to the latest version just like that. Everything works! twitter.com/WordPress/status/129…

WordPress Proposal: Replace the Hello Dolly plugin (circa 2004) with lyrics from WAP (2020).

@williamsba Hello Dolly is so 2004

WAP is so 2020

youtube.com/watch?v=hsm4poTWjMs

@TaraClaeys Or just make garbling noises and cut out and then blame your calling provider.

@TaraClaeys Can’t you just say “Hold on… ice cream truck.”

We reached an important parenting milestone today: 100 pounds worth of children.

Truncation is not a content strategy example #736:

“Maryland officials should pump the bra”

If only they had 3 more characters to spell the real word… brakes!

@YouTooCanBeGuru I use tweet.photo/ which is free and includes the image i nthe tweet

@jcasabona Color coordinate with all of your shirts.

@rochellefp It’s all about the little victories.

I think more chocolate pudding made it in her face versus making it in her mouth.

#ZadieAlyssa

📸 instagram.com/p/CDrchvWnXrw/ via tweet.photo

@AlexStandiford I wrote my own forms plugin I just haven’t pushed it yet.

@miked1ck What a cutie. Enjoy the cuddles.

I was googling the most expensive things on Amazon randomly and then I got an email notification from Amazon confirming my recent Amazon order and I nearly had a heart attack. Turns out my wife ordered a shelf.

@desandro Speak for yourself. I’m still using Prototype.js

@m_uysl Good use of that High Performance MySQL book 🤣

@RealCrazyloon @wongmjane If you assume $0.01/gigabyte in bandwidth (probably high at Google’s scale) that comes out to a whopping $51.10 per year in savings.

@RealCrazyloon @wongmjane Hey Russell (nice name). I did this thought exercise a while ago when I heard Google was not shipping </body></html> since its not necessary. Thats 14 bytes of savings per request. If we assume 1 billion requests per day thats 14 gigabytes of data saved or 5.11 terabytes per year

@mattcampux editor.highcharts.com/full.html

@elgreg Daaannngggg city living is crazy.