Kids singing at the top of their lungs…

4 year old: INTO THE UNKNOWN!!!

2 year old: INTO THE UN-NONE!!!

@jetpack I’ve sent a message to support at Dec 2, 17:47 UTC Email is my twitter handle @ gmail.com

@daljo628 Public support forum post created wordpress.org/support/topic/imag…

@daljo628 Good idea. I’ll give that a shot.

@jetpack @AutomatticEng Maybe it’s too big? But here is the Blue Marble 2012 photo from NASA weighing in at 16MB and 8000px wide and it gets resized just fine i0.wp.com/www.nasa.gov/sites/def…

@jetpack @AutomatticEng hmmm I don’t get it i0.wp.com/root.russellheimlich.c… works but i0.wp.com/root.russellheimlich.c… does not resize and i0.wp.com/root.russellheimlich.c… does not resize

WordPress/JetPack’s Image accelerator service formerly known as Photon is awesome. Except when it doesn’t actually resize the image and your loading multi-megabyte thumbnail images… i0.wp.com/root.russellheimlich.c…

Any ideas @jetpack @AutomatticEng ?

@daljo628 Hi Mr. Jetpack person. I’m really perplexed about why this image doesn’t resize via Photon? i0.wp.com/root.russellheimlich.c…

Is it too big? How would I debug this?

@anthonydpaul HA! Good one.

Apparently doggy DNA tests are a thing amzn.to/2DEXlG9

What would the results be if I took the test?

If I were an AWS Service I would be IAM so I could be whoever I wanted to be. twitter.com/AWSreInvent/status/1…

@seldo Your wedding day is an especially stressful day and having someone else there to deal with all the tiny things that come up was definitely worth it.

Says my wife…

@tlakomy @dvassallo what say you?

High Traffic WordPress architecture using AWS Lightsail

davidveksler.com/2019/10/20/high…

@jcasabona There a great idea. When can you come down to start babysitting?

@MKBHD Aww boo the nebula blue color is out of stock

… he types on his OnePlus 3T

@Rmmmsy Been there. Done that. It sucks.

Get more CDN for your money! twitter.com/BunnyCDN/status/1200…

@SolomonSScott Thank you thank you

@jfc3 We pay others handsomely to take on the supervision of said crazy kiddos during working hours. This decision is only slightly profitable at this point.