This Patriots win makes me feel… Wait for it… DEFLATED!

I’m staying up past my bedtime to watch grown men kiss a statue

So how about that halftime show?

@JoeySEZwha what a shame. They could have saved on shipping by waiting a few days with a couple more executive orders

Sets up eBay search alert for “Atlanta Falcons Super Bowl Champs” gear…

It would have only been fair to have Barbara Bush do the coin flip

Finally a foot-ball football play…

When it’s late and you want to go home but bae still wants to party…

What’s your favorite Far Side cartoon?

@boagworld your local post box

Superorganism – something for your M.I.N.D. is worth a listen youtu.be/ZXqRUZRGmNU

Case in point washingtonpost.com/politics/trum…

@adactio Now try it from Australia

All the faces inside the White House are already white… twitter.com/acosta/status/826981…

@adactio @cdevroe And an example of it in use github.com/kingkool68/wordpress-…

@adactio @cdevroe There’s also a whole PHP library for Twitter text tools github.com/mzsanford/twitter-tex…

@peternellius Oh I just chest bump anyone after I give them my business card.

@danielbachhuber Am I going to get a daily email telling me that it’s time for a run or to do laps?

“Think of the ratings among children”

“Think of the ratings” is the new “think of the children”.