One more follower and I’ll reach 2,000.

I spent October 2016 embedded in the Unaccompanied Children program. The vast majority are placed with family members, typically verified through birth certificates and sometimes DNA testing. /1 twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/9…

@Gonzo_Oin Sorry it was a temporary thing. Site is back up now.

@TaraClaeys Ditto. Websites at night, kiddos in the morning.

@TaraClaeys @HallwayChats I do? Ohhhhhh different Russell

RT if you delete the tracking crap off the end of URLs when you share them in a feeble attempt to stick it to The Man

@stilley_jo We went and saw Black Panther on Friday. It was a good story.

Saw Black Panther last night and left work this thought: Wakanda is a super advanced city with hover trains, spaceships, digital body armor etc. Yet they still use stairs.

@ChrisVanPatten And if the owner also owns Marvin Gardens and Ventnor Avenue they could be charged double!

@fugularity It’s all your fault jorts are still a thing

@trepmal It’s only 105°F

@elgreg Pay for the medical stuff with a credit card for points then reimburse yourself via the HSA. Sunday my HSA allows for that.

@davatron5000 Why do you keep your Wii Fit in the bathroom?

@liamdempsey Congratulations on your impressive bizdev synergies

Today is May which rhymes with bae making it the best month ever. Also it’s the month of my wife’s birthday and our wedding anniversary. That might have something to do with it too.

@aaronjorbin Happy cake day. May all your cake be happier.

@lelandf What is “tweeting”?

Tonight’s burst of Twitter activity brought to you by a 14 month old who woke up at 4am and I couldn’t fall back asleep.

In 5th grade I stole candy from a kid at recess. I was taunting him, running backwards, when I tripped and fell. Then he tripped and fell on me and broke my collarbone.

Actually all of my broken bones are pretty stupid…