@jimbrady Hey Boss…

I woke up with a scratchy throat and second-degree burns, so it’s probably best I stay home from work today.

Sincerely,
Russell

Don’t solve problems with software that should be solved with talking.

Bad news web nerds. Punxsapolyfill saw its shadow DOM today so it looks like we’re going to have 2-3 more seconds of blank screen until this page renders.

“Pssst.. got any dirty videos?” youtube.com/watch?v=BFpjM40AuKg

.@PhillyPolice heard that you may be looking for an alternative to @Crisco for greasing up the poles this weekend – can we interest you in a few barrels of Pornhub lube? t.co/VvK9UDci8k

WordPress’ JavaScript documentation has been really subpar. I’d love to see this get better! twitter.com/jdevalk/status/95882…

Canary has “Desktop PWAs” behind a flag chrome://flags/#enable-desktop-pwas

Here’s @godaytrip running as a desktop PWA.

This future is exciting. t.co/SyB4dUQ7yy

Some more stats from the first Lambda School class:

The average salary increase for a Lambda School graduate is $49,500.
The average salary increase after completing Lambda School is 202%.

Average.

We’re taking large numbers of students from minimum wage to upper middle class.

i joined the iphone team in the fall of 2008, as an iphone software EPM, but was soon asked to lead the software project management efforts for a new device. which i later learned was a tablet…

I guess this means the roads are icing…

this is my new favorite website:
mydevice.io/

We’re hiring! If you or anyone you know is a WordPress Pro, give us a shout: jakegroup.com/contact/careers/we… #WordPress #jobsearch #developerjobs #fullstack #WordPressDC

@emmmrichard Bummer. Well on to something bigger and better.

@feather I always wanted to make a website that showed you a random Amazon product. I have the domain randmazon.com and randomamazon.com

Watching @aaronpk code curl requests from scratch without needing to look anything up while explaining how IndieAuth and MicroPub work indieauth.com/

@TaraClaeys Just finished episode 28 and it’s funny how you wish you were in your 30s to grow a business. I wish I was in your position with more time to focus on things.

AWS Lambda functions are cheap and easy but connecting them to the internet via AWS API Gateway not so much.

read.acloud.guru/the-hidden-cost…

@ChrisVanPatten So medium I would say. We’ve been using the same basic microwave that came with our house but if I were to buy a new one I would go with amzn.to/2BgCIg2 You could probably save some money by going with a 1.3 cubic foot one.

@VZWNow But then I would have to change phones. Kinda anti-consumer there isn’t it? Shouldn’t I be able to buy any phone and have it work on any network?

@VZWNow Hey *CKJ, I use GSM phones with bands that don’t work on Verizon.