@jcasabona I dig that. Does she hold up her end of the deal? (assuming Teresa is the one going to daycare 😜)

@shortxstack I don’t get it. I’ve eaten 3 boxes of thin mints and I’m still fat. How many does it take?

5 year old: What do pigs sleep in?
Me: Mud
5 year old: Not blankets?

* Eats a pig in a blanket *

@ChrisWiegman You turn your computer off everyday?

What if we all just tweeted our job titles, salary, and current location? twitter.com/RefreshDC/status/122…

@danwhiting They used to ask if someone else packed your bags and I would always say “No. Is that a new service you offer? Where do I sign up?”

@shortxstack Is Chrome blocking cookies?

Oh no! @StackOverflow is down for maintenance. Now how will I get programming done?

In bed

Her: Baby, what are you thinking about?

Me: (wondering how many likes my tweet has) You

@dbanksDesign @darianrosebrook @spotifydesign I mean remember Turntable.fm? That was all social music

hello, @slackhq! Could we include :thankyou: as a reaction in your default list of reactions? Maybe having that just there and available would be a good thing? Maybe people would include more :thankyou: in their day?

Where are all the animated SVGs?

getmotion.io/blog/where-are-all-…

@tomskiweb Torade links? I think I’m interpreting that as “to trade” links. And the answer would be no.

Me: * opens fridge *
Me: Do you want some strawberries?
5 year old: Is that the buy one get one free box?
Me: Uh… Does it matter?

@DavidKPiano @hankchizljaw This counts as pair programming, right?

“Pssst hey you…. Yes YOU! You want a lot of funding? Of course you do. I’ve got just what you need right here in my pocket. Just toss a little of this here PHP in there and you’ll be rolling in all that sweet, sweet, <div> money…” twitter.com/hankchizljaw/status/…

It’s Friday afternoon. Why not give my little CSS layout challenge a try? twitter.com/kingkool68/status/12…

@jh3yy @CodePen What if you added a z-axis to this?

I’ve been thinking about a tricky CSS layout. I finally figured it out but I want to see what other people come up with. Should I post a CodePen challenge?

@hankchizljaw Did I ever happen with you?