@jonathanober @WordPress @WordCampLanc @kkramer2195 @MrsCRW @andystitt829 Ooo what should I speak about?

But why?! 😳😳😳

Does anyone else instinctively, repeatedly hit “command-s” when working on something b/c of some previous traumatic experience where you almost lost important work or is that just me?

Wow, that looks complex, right?

One of my favorite mini-tools for perf is RespImageLint ausi.github.io/respimagelint/

It’s a JS bookmarklet that evaluates all your images. Once you dump a srcset on an image, IT WILL TELL YOU THE RIGHT SIZES ATTRIBUTE! I’m lazy, so this is perfect.👏 t.co/Y0PDf6j3R7

@ng_tracyy What do you think we should do?

What would you want to see on the schedule at a developers conference targeted for #WordPress devs (not a WordCamp)?

This wouldn’t be a WordCamp or any event officially associated w/ the Foundation.

me: do you want it done quickly or do you want it done right?

manager: yes

@brandonsavage iCal Creator? github.com/iCalcreator/iCalcreat…

and then this interactiondesignfoundation.gith…

@lelandf Neat. What has the experience been like?

@jetpack @AutomatticEng Maybe it’s too big? But here is the Blue Marble 2012 photo from NASA weighing in at 16MB and 8000px wide and it gets resized just fine i0.wp.com/www.nasa.gov/sites/def…

WordPress/JetPack’s Image accelerator service formerly known as Photon is awesome. Except when it doesn’t actually resize the image and your loading multi-megabyte thumbnail images… i0.wp.com/root.russellheimlich.c…

Any ideas @jetpack @AutomatticEng ?

@daljo628 Hi Mr. Jetpack person. I’m really perplexed about why this image doesn’t resize via Photon? i0.wp.com/root.russellheimlich.c…

Is it too big? How would I debug this?

Apparently doggy DNA tests are a thing amzn.to/2DEXlG9

What would the results be if I took the test?

@tlakomy @dvassallo what say you?

@jcasabona There a great idea. When can you come down to start babysitting?

@jessabean Boys are fun, right?

@QuinnyPig What happened to your mouth? Why is it so…. closed?

@Rmmmsy Have you landed a 3?

Wife: “Can you come up with a design for Zadie’s 5th birthday party invitation?”

@JTI519 Is she wearing an airplane pillow?