@davatron5000 Why do you keep your Wii Fit in the bathroom?

Getting excited about our next meetup? So are we!

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Why do people keep following me on Quora?

@lelandf What is “tweeting”?

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@chipcullen What about Tuples?

@trepmal That is for a 3 year old. Full time infant day care is like $400/week. But hey $5K can be deducted from taxes per family so… yay?

I wonder what’s happening in Twitter?

*opens Twitter app*

*notices the date is April 1st*

*closes Twitter app*

*throws phone into the ocean*

In the spirit of ‘be the change…’, I’m going to Tweetstorm a primer on how to understand your downloaded FB data.

Here goes:

A former Facebook ads targeting product manager explains…

JUST WHAT DOES YOUR DOWNLOADED FACEBOOK DATA MEAN? (1/n)

@aaronjorbin What would need to happen for HTTP/2? Seems like just a server thing.

Living Styleguide gets my vote.

Huzzah! twitter.com/kingkool68/status/90… I think? I hope it doesn’t suck. twitter.com/BreakingNews/status/…

@brownpau More like CANTcun amirite?

@angienassar Who wore it better? zadieheimlich.com/instagram/craz…

@Rmmmsy What could go wrong?

@davatron5000 Couldn’t you just buy a Bluetooth single for like a dollar?

@mattcampux Is it $17K/month fun? realtor.com/realestateandhomes-d…

And the Twitter for Mac app officially died and stopped working. Can’t sign in. Now what?

@randallb @brianalvey You mean one click install? Tons of hosts have one click installs for apps today.

I’ve been home all morning. Where are these random places?

@bpeebles What if we just automatically adjusted everynight at midnight instead of all at once? Manual clocks would be outlawed.