@AstickofGum Write them a new book to make it up. Start it off with “It was a typical Monday when So and So accused me of losing their book”

@freshyill Different user profiles. I have another one for ChromeVox screenreader testing. Because I don’t know how to make ChromeVox shutup

Ha! RT @SamanthaToy:”Carousels exist on websites to keep people from beating the shit out of each other in meetings” @brad_frost #inctrlconf

@rochellefp It’s probably pretty hard to create the visual design without knowing what pieces are needed in the design, but it’s not imposs.

Please RT this message.We are a grade 4 class learning about networks. We want to see how far this will go. We are becoming digital citizens

@williamsba I’ll be honest I haven’t used it, but the guy that started the company is super passionate about email CRM stuff. Local DC comp.

@aebsr Guns kept in homes are more likely to be involved in a fatal or nonfatal accidental shooting, criminal assault, or suicide attempt…

@getcirc Got my developer beta email but tried to sign in and it says user not found. Tried to reset my password, and my email doesn’t exist

@Myspace Here’s some feedback.. How do I give you guys feedback from within the New Myspace? Ironic reaching out via another social network.

Hearing the founder of Geek Squad talk about the thought behind their uniforms is fascinating! twit.tv/show/triangulation/78 (around the 20:50 mark)

Archive Team’s stored 319,301,465,472 KB of user data at Internet Archive (319tb). Thank you archive.org. You’re welcome, Internet.

A Wild West full of rogues attacking you
Zombie systems making false requests
Botnet, botnet who do you answer to?
Fuck that, says .htaccess

@GoogleLocalDC Hey want to help us sponsor a jQuery for Beginners meet up? We’re looking for a food sponsor. meetup.com/DC-jQuery-Users-Group… cc/@elgreg

@booaggabao Well that’s the weird problem here isn’t it, they’re too similar. I guess I would go with the iPad Mini since it’s more portable

You could start paying for another social network. Or you could move the conversation back to the best social network of all: your own site.

girl: “we took the wrong bus, could you let is off?” driver: “sing me a song” girl: “I like big butts and I cannot lie…” driver opens door

Made it back from camping. Had a great time but a hot shower, electricity, and a laptop feel great. Kristina enjoyed her first camping trip.

After installing @typekit, elements are ‘flashing’ when a @jQuery animate() event fires. Does anyone know how to fix that? #javascript #help

@ChrisVanPatten The placeholder text styling for an external link confused me. Thought it was prepopulated text. Tried to delete. Took a min

Man, Twitter is killing off RSS support soon. This will surely break the 4 year old piece of software I installed to back up my Tweets http: