April 30, Sunday morning

6 year old: Do we have to do trick or treating this year?

My school pictures have more security required than most banks. Heaven forbid someone orders school pictures of my 2 year old…

.. they are really good though.

Two year old walked up to this and he definitely knows what a snake is…

My 8-year old wrote her very own story about the wind so we turned it into a YouTube video

youtu.be/KNBghmDkphk

1996 me would never have believed in 2023 I would go to a kids birthday party and saw a 10 year old wearing a Nirvana sweatshirt

@brad_frost 6 year old is into “troom troom pregnancy videos”

A gift my 6 year old got for her birthday. The kids had never seen one before. She said it’s really good for making stair pictures.

5 year old: When we get home can we play Google Earth?

Me: We sure can!!!

7 year old: “Take a picture of me doing this”

I don’t get it. We both basically eat the same thing of chicken nuggets, string cheese, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and mac and cheese. And my 5 year old has six-pack abs…

@miked1ck 7 year old calls that Monkey Math aka string concatenation

5 minutes after entering a giant corn maze:

6 year old: I know where to go. Follow me! **Runs off**

4 year old: I need to go potty.

Mom: FML

Dad: Isn’t this a-maize-ing!

@MLBMetrics “year older”

This game is easy.

@miked1ck My 2 year old is the most advanced language wise out of all my kids. Might be his two older sisters being chatter bugs

Me: “Does your throat hurt?”
5 year old: “Just when I breathe”
Me: “Oh ok good”

“When your old car died did you stand by the road asking for money so you could get a new one?” — 5 year old

“Did you know an hour is not that long. 100 years is long” – 5 year old

Walking through a beach town grocery store with a 5 year old:

“Wow look at those American Girl doll cups”
(They’re shot glasses)

“Ooo and American Girl doll eggs!”
(Ping Pong balls)

Watching couples lovingly embrace each other during a glorious sunset as I sprint by on my way to a porta potty before my 5 year old craps themselves

Good news: 7 year old put the dishes away by herself when she woke up this morning

Bad news: The dishwasher was not run last night

Looks like we’ll be playing dirty dishes roulette for the next few days…