Looks like my 7 year old desktop PC won’t be able to run Windows 11 when it comes out. And I don’t really care.

@shortxstack Reminds me of playing I Spy with the four year old. Our first guess is always right. Seems to get lost after the I part and before the Spy part.

Watching sesame street.

6 year old: Do the characters know that they’re puppets?

Quizzing my 4 year old on letters in the car on the way to daycare is the closest I’ll ever get to being on the game show Cash Cab

And just like that it’s the last week of kindergarten for my 6 year old. Phew! That school year went by fast.

Me: Ok, who wants pineapple?

4 year old: Not me. They hurt my fingers.

6 year old: My finger hurts….

4 year old: It was probably the pineapple

6 year old’s micro USB jack on her blue tooth headphones broke. So they can’t be charged but they still work as regular corded heaphones. But the audio jack on her iPad broke.

So I ordered new headphones and we will give these magnetic USB cables a shot amzn.to/3hhgOSf

@Rmmmsy 6 year old is obsessed with what time it is.

How come that appliance says it’s 3:29 but that one says 3:30 and that one says 10:56?

BECAUSE SETTING TIME ON THINGS IS HARD!

** Getting into a hot car **
6 year old: Daddy can you cold up the car?

4 year old: Does the Tooth fairy stay up all night?

Me: She sleeps during the day and works at night

6 year old: Like a vampire 🧛‍♂️

Me: Do chores.

6 year old: That’s boring!

Me: Do tasks before the Imposter kills you. (Among Us reference)

6 year old: Ok! ** She rushes off**

@jfc3 The six year old is going to in-school kindergarten Thursday and Friday so one more step closer to normal

4 year old: [10 month old] is a tiny baby. We don’t put blankets over him because Mommy and Daddy won’t be able to find him.

6 year old stops watching her iPad, takes it up stairs, and hooks it up to her charger. Comes back down with her laundry and goes and puts it in the washing machine.

All unprompted of her own doing. Daylight saving time is nigh and weird things are happening.

** Wife yelling at the kids repeatedly to do something **

Wife: Don’t make me sound like a broken record!

4 year old: What’s a record?

6 year old: Do identical twins have the same voice?

4 year old: Look there’s Slimer!

We were watching a Mucinex commercial…

The kids look forward to the weekend because we let them watch their iPads then.

Us: Why aren’t you using your iPad?

6 year old: It’s charging. I want to wait until it’s 100%.

The battery was at 96% when she put it back on the charger.

@fugularity YOU MARRIED A 5 YEAR OLD!?!

** Driving 3 year old to school while it is snowing lightly **

Wow there sure are a lot of snow plows out!

** She thinks for a moment **

Do they have a snow plow in China?