Sunday
– Last day of soccer for the 5 year old
– End-of-school year party for the 5 year old
– Pool birthday party for the 7 year old
– 2 year old stole my drink when I wasn’t looking

What did I do this weekend? June 11 – 12

Saturday
– Soccer for the 5 year old
– Last soccer game for the 7 year old
– Team after party in our backyard
– I felt tired, achey, sick Saturday night

Monday (Holiday)
– 2 year old decided he didn’t need a bed
– Backyard pool toy
– Finished laundry, cleaned house, prepped for the upcoming week

Sunday
– 5 year old’s dance recital; she did great
– Did a pirate treasure hunt via hocopirateadventures.com/; snuck it in just before big storms rolled through
– Walked to the neighborhood tot-lot and played in the sandbox

What did I do this weekend?

Saturday
– 7 year old’s soccer game; they lost 1-0 but are getting better with each game
– 5 year old’s soccer practice; so hot
– Napped
– Setup the inflatable pool in the backyard; kids had a blast

@elgreg The 7 year old is impressed when I solve a cube using rubiks-cube-solver.com/

4 year old: Can we listen to Encanto?

**Wife turns the car radio to the Spanish channel**

@TheGreenGreek The now 7-year old did a pretty good job building set 41693: Lego Friends Surfer Beachfront

4 year old: I want to be a normal doctor, animal doctor, and castle owner

Me: CASTLE OWNER!?!?!?

4 year old: What? You can have more than one job ya know!

On a scale of 1-10 the volume of my 6 year old is GILBERT GOTTFRIED

The best part of 4 year olds.

Me: Want to help me with the laundry?

4 year old: No that’s boring

Me: I’ll race you…

4 year old rushes off to unload the laundry

Say you have a 4 year old without saying you a 4 year old:

Emptied the lint trap from the dryer, glitter everywhere.

The 6 year old has discovered the Barbie Girl song by Aqua and she is into it! Hard.

** Getting into the car this morning **

4 year old: Can you turn the warm conditioner on?

5 minutes after entering a giant corn maze:

6 year old: I know where to go. Follow me! **Runs off**

4 year old: I need to go potty.

Mom: FML

Dad: Isn’t this a-maize-ing!

@MikeNGarrett 6 year olds are moody AF. Cherish the time now.

@jonathanober This dino sounds freaked out the 4 year old

✅ take out cactus pricks from a 1 year old’s hand who gripped the cactus harder than a cookie

The latest and greatest in 4 year old fashion.

#VeraAddison

📸 instagram.com/p/CR5A6-KCdcY/ via tweet.photo

It’s an awesome feeling playing your Dad rock in the car and your 6 year old just begs and begs to turn it off because it sounds so *disgusting*.

I was playing Everclear’s “So Much for the Afterglow” youtube.com/watch?v=5v1qJSPEtog