@andybelldesign Hmm I need to see if my 4 year old will like it…

@Rmmmsy 4 year old loves that command to whenever she gets interrupted listening to “The Lion Sleeps Tonight”

4 year old never stops talking and the 2 year old always asks why. They compliment each other so well on car rides.

Who would have picked pink, brown, and yellow? My 4 year old.

#ZadieAlyssa instagram.com/p/BxGg_lUjbT0/

Another year older and my biggest regret is not having a 33 ⅓ party…

It’s Saturday. I did some plumbing fixes. Washed some floor mats. Gave the kids breakfast and lunch. And now I’m at a 4 year olds dance class.

Good Saturday.

I told my 4 year old to count to 20 and she went right on up to 100. When did she learn that?

Not she wants to watch counting to 100 YouTube videos all day.

@mattcampux My 2 year old wants to stay up forever in the bathtub

@brad_frost 4 year old calls it laundry juice

Went to back to school night for my 3.5 year old and what do you know, @ClarkMercer is there!

@davidj My 3.5 year old tells me where to hide. Doesn’t quite get hide and seek yet.

* Holding tissue to 3-year olds nose *
Me: Blow

3-year old sucks air in

Me: Blow

3-year old sucks air in

Me: Blow out, not suck in

3-year old: I can’t do it

Me: …

How do you teach that?

@davidj 18 month old wouldn’t be able to hold it without the big foamy grip. She can’t handle our bezel-less phones. 3 year old had it so easy…

This Hot Wheels car is my 3-year old ‘s aesthetic

My 4th of July with a 1 year old:
– beach 🌊
– fireworks 🎆
– zonked out before the finale 💤

@davatron5000 I was at one explaining to my 3 year old how the way she plays hide-and-seek is different than the way other people play hide-and-seek. She tells others where to hide to make finding them easier.

@chriscoyier I have a feeling my 3-year old will never use email in her life.

@MIKED1CK Find some old remotes that don’t do anything and let them play with them. My 1 year old loves remotes. In fact we don’t know where one of the TV remotes is. And we need it.

@trepmal That is for a 3 year old. Full time infant day care is like $400/week. But hey $5K can be deducted from taxes per family so… yay?

– Manage critical infrastructure: no big deal
– Configure webpack by hand: bring it on
– Debug IE 6: piece of cake
– Put your 3 year old’s hair up in a neat and tidy ponytail: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE